When I married DH I thought it would take me a million years to learn the "Marine Corps" language.
I WAS RIGHT! I know all the ranks up to DHs and one above him, but after that I'm completely lost. Forget the Officer's side, because, to me, its all the same just with different colors (gold and silver). Don't even get me started on the Warrant Officers side, because all I can distinguish are lines and barely they color. It took me a very long time to remember or even learn the ranks, and when I finally learned, DH got promoted! (another rank to learn on my list).
All the acronyms are beyond me. When DH was on MSG duty and I would hang with him and the fellow Marines, I was lost. Too much acronym use in one sentence! The sad part was that wasn't even bad at all compared to being back on the fleet.
With all the acronyms and ranks you have to add tactical gear and different cammies on the list on things to memorize...also,
DON'T FORGET TO MEMORIZE HIS SS#. It took me forever to memorize mine (ps. I'm horrible with numbers) so you can only imagine me testing myself to get it right and even then I still look at my ID card to make sure.
When DH and I began dating I wanted to "learn" about the Marines. Learn their history and everything else included. So, I would ask DH...
BIG MISTAKE. Instead of giving me a straight forward answer he would talk
F-O-R-E-V-E-R [insert the Sandlot movie voice here]. Talking about the Marine Corps to me and the fact that I was asking questions would make him extremely moto (yes, I said it). I didn't mind, but I did mind the 20mins answer on "
what does CO mean?". I ended up relying more on google rather than getting his version. Don't get me wrong, I love his enthusiasm, but not when I know the answer can be explained in one sentence and in less than 1 minute (aren't I so nice?!?!?hahaha).
DH is deploying soon, so there adds another set of "codes" and acronyms and language (ie: deployment) to learn; and of course I'm lost again. I am, though, getting better at it. But at the same time, I feel so out of the loop. The only two times I've meet the other wives of his unit they all knew the
lingo and all I did was smile and nod and acted like I had a clue as to what they were saying. At the end of both nights I told DH I was lost and confused and he laughed at me, don't worry I laughed at myself, but told me I'll eventually get it.
I will eventually "get it". But just for now I'll be "lost & confused" :)
Ps. I did purchase plenty-o books regarding "marrying into the military, just none of them said "even though you've read this book, you are still going to be lost"...sigh :/